Q:I don't know about you but I'm pretty sure most girls are subpar like every guy is beautiful without a question but only like 23% of girls are pretty? Like, only the ones that wear snapbacks are even remotely attractive.
Grandma suggested having my younger cousin’s birthday at our family cabin the same day as I’m having mine.
Because mixing a 9 year old’s party with a 19 year old’s is a really great fucking idea.
- Body: omfg I've never been this hungry before, you need to eat something NOW
- Me: *eats small snack*
- Body: WTF ARE YOU DOING HOLY SHIT I'M SO FULL ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?
He is taking a course on Marxist ideology.
He says, “The only real solution is to smash the system and start again.”
His thumb is caressing the most bourgeois copy of the communist manifesto that I have ever seen,
He bought it at Barnes and Noble for twenty-nine U.S. American dollars and ninety-nine cents,
Its hard cover shows a dark man with a scarved face
Waving a gigantic red flag against a fictional smoky background.
The matte finish is fucking gorgeous.
He wants to be congratulated for paying Harvard sixty thousand dollars
To teach him that the system is unfair.
He pulls his iPhone from his imported Marino wool jacket, and leaves.
What people can’t possibly tell from the footage on TV
Is that the water cannon feels like getting whipped with a burning switch.
Where I come from, they fill it with sewer water and hope that they get you in the face with your mouth open
So that the hepatitis will keep you in bed for the next protest.
What you can’t tell from Harvard square,
Is that when the tear gas bursts from nowhere to everywhere all at once,
It scrapes your insides like barbed wire, sawing at your lungs.
Tear gas is such a benign term for it,
If you have never breathed it in you would think it was a nostalgic experience.
What you can’t learn at Barnes and Noble,
Is that when they rush you, survival is to run,
I am never as fast as when the police are chasing me.
I know what happens to women in the holding cells down there and yet…
We still do it.
I inherited my communist manifesto,
It has no cover—
Because my mother ripped it off when she hid it in the dust jacket of “Don Quixote”
The day before the soldiers destroyed her apartment,
Looking for subversive propaganda.
She burned the cover, could not bring herself to burn the pages,
Hoped to God the soldiers couldn’t read,
They never found it.
So she was not killed for it, but her body bore the scars of the torture chamber,
For wanting her children to have a better life than she did,
Don’t talk to me about revolution.
I know what the price of smashing the system really is, my people already tried that.
The price of uprise is paid in blood,
And not Harvard blood.
The blood that ran through the streets of Santiago,
The blood thrown alive from Argentine helicopters into the Atlantic.
It is easy to say “revolution” from the comfort of a New England library.
It is easy to offer flesh to the cause,
When it is not yours to give.
Idk if it’s paranoia or what but I feel like I’m really dodging a bullet here, like if I stay any longer something really horrible will happen.
"I want a game where you play as a drago—"
"I want a game whose protagonist has a beefy arm—"
"I want a game where I can burn cottages—"
"I want a game where I can stomp on villagers—
"I want a game where Burnination is the primary goal—"
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a human being made this. this exists. what kind of world do we live in. im ashamed and confused.
im so hard
ok but where did he get typhoon this is very important is this a recent picture
Originals of species though omfg
She had curves in all the wrong places - some of them cast a 3-dimensional shadows, still others hummed a low, discordant note as they flitted about like flies. She was nothing like other girls - she was an abomination from the 6th plane of torment